"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
09/05/2018 at 16:48 • Filed to: None
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"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
09/05/2018 at 16:48 • Filed to: None | 0
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Texting everyone I know who didn’t go to an Ivy: “want to go bar hopping with some fake-Ivy people? Lmk”
Ash78, voting early and often
> Honeybunchesofgoats
09/05/2018 at 16:56 |
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“I went to Brown, can I join your group?”
Chariotoflove
> Ash78, voting early and often
09/05/2018 at 17:00 |
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“ No, you’ve already had enough.”
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Honeybunchesofgoats
> Ash78, voting early and often
09/05/2018 at 17:04 |
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I mean, it’s not Cornell or Dartmouth.... okay
facw
> Honeybunchesofgoats
09/05/2018 at 17:12 |
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If you go, I encourage you to make fun of the Penn people for going to a school that would graduate someone who’s obviously functionally illiterate.
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Honeybunchesofgoats
> facw
09/05/2018 at 17:13 |
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EVERYONE HATED HIM AND WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THAT.
FIRST UNIVERSITY IN THE COUNTRY.
BEN FRANKLIN
SHU T UP
RPM esq.
> Honeybunchesofgoats
09/05/2018 at 17:22 |
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I’ll take “t hings I would never consider attending” for $400, Alex.
Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> Honeybunchesofgoats
09/05/2018 at 17:27 |
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I went to the Montana School of mines. Our motto is earth first we will mine the other planets later. How will go over with the alumni.
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Honeybunchesofgoats
> RPM esq.
09/05/2018 at 17:30 |
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I’m going for potential weirdness.
FLmanisback
> Honeybunchesofgoats
09/05/2018 at 17:44 |
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Fully agree! Engineering and Applied Science 1989. Thank you, drink a highball
blacktruck18
> Honeybunchesofgoats
09/05/2018 at 18:24 |
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OH MY GOD!! THIS IS PERFECT!!!!
Yesterday Mrs. Blackcar and I were at a department store and she was trying to convince me to buy some Ralph Lauren shirts, like this
I was pretty adamant that that was not going to happen. Mostly, because of the type of people I associate with those shirts. Also, because if I ever somehow ended up with my collar up (even unintentionally) like the guy in the picture I would have to punch myself in the face.
This fake-ivy league situation is perfect for you to do a study on how many people at this event are wearing these shirts and are douchebags, also you could study the relationship between the amount of “popped” collar and increases in douchey behavior.
You have to go and carry out research, I will get on Amazon and order you a lab coat, so you look legit.
EDIT: Kinja ate the pic
BaconSandwich is tasty.
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/05/2018 at 22:21 |
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As a motto, that cracks me up. Kind of like "I like cats, but I can't eat a whole one myself".